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Never Give OCD a Third Thought
(Memoirs of a Born Shlepper)
By: Rodowe Fadem II
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Synopsis
The story of an awkward, messy soul, who with the help of his guardian
angel, Shlepperiel, the guardian angel of shleppers, overcomes his OCD
(Obsessive Cumpulsive Disorder) and climbs his spiritual ladder.
Excerpt: Chapter 1
I still can't believe my parents ever had sex. I lived in the bedroom next
to theirs for thirty-three years and all I heard was snoring. Perhaps my
conception was an example of the trickle-down theory, such a climactic event
that my mothers egg, traveling merrily along for three days, became trapped
in her fallopian tube. My father's sperm got lost. You know how male sperm
hate to ask for directions. Mama's egg struggled to dislodge itself, causing
everything to heat up. Her egg went from hard-boiled, to soft-boiled to
poached, and finally scrambled down to meet Mr. Right (Sperm). Thousands of
spermatazoa vie for the future me. This was the last time I can remember
being popular.
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Never Give OCD a Third Thought
(The Memoirs of a Born Shlepper)
By: Rodowe Fadem II
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